Welcome to only fools & Hires

Del boy's van

Del Boy’s van for hire is a famous fictional vehicle from the British sitcom “Only Fools and Horses.” The van was owned by the main character, Del Boy, who used it for his business ventures, such as selling goods from the back of the van or offering his services as a handyman. The van is a distinctive three-wheeled Reliant Regal Supervan III with a yellow paint job and the words “Trotters Independent Trading Co.” written on the side. While the van may not be available for actual hire in real life, it remains an iconic symbol of British comedy and entrepreneurial spirit. We have an exact replica ready to be hired out.

Best rates

Alright, you lovely people! Listen up! If you’re in the market for van hire, then look no further than us! We’re proud to say that we offer the best rates for van hire around, guaranteed! We’re not like those other companies, with their fancy logos and sky-high prices. No, sir! We’re the real deal, and we’ll give you the best bang for your buck. Trust us, you won’t find a better deal on van hire anywhere else. So, what are you waiting for? Come on down and let us show you what we can do! You won’t be disappointed, we promise!

Customer satisfaction

Alright, my dear friends, have I got a story for you! We recently had a satisfied client who hired our trusty old van for their wedding, and let me tell you, it was a beauty! The happy couple rode off into the sunset in style, with our van decked out in flowers and ribbons fit for a queen. And guess what? The whole thing was aired on S4C! That’s right, our van made it to the big leagues! It just goes to show you that when you hire from us, you’re not just getting any old van, you’re getting a star! So if you’ve got a special occasion coming up and you want to make a statement, give us a call. We’ll make sure you’re the talk of the town, just like our satisfied client.

Picking up the van

Alright, you plonkers! It’s time to pick up or drop off your hire car, ain’t it? Now, listen up, this ain’t rocket science, you just gotta head on down to the car rental place and give ’em your details, easy peasy! And when you’re done with the motor, just drop it off and say ta-ta! But make sure you give it a quick check over first, don’t want any nasty surprises on the ol’ credit card bill, do we? So get a move on, and don’t dilly-dally! Time is money, after all!

driving experience

Alright you lovely lot, let me tell you about the joy of driving my van. She may not be the prettiest girl at the ball, but she’s got character, she’s got soul, she’s got a bit of Del Boy magic in her, if you know what I mean. When you’re behind the wheel of that van, it’s like you’re part of the Trotter family, taking on the world with nothing but your wits and your wheels. You can feel the power of that engine, the wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and you know that there’s nothing that can stop you. So come on, join the club, get yourself a van, and let’s go on some adventures together! Lovely jubbly!

our top notch Driver

Listen up, you plonkers, and let me tell you about the top-notch services we provide! Our driver ain’t just any old driver, he’s the cream of the crop, the top banana, the bee’s knees! He knows these streets like the back of his hand, and he’s got a heart of gold to boot. He’ll get you where you need to go, safe and sound, and with a smile on your face. And as for the services we offer, well, they’re the best in the business, aren’t they? We’ve got everything you need, from proms to wedding’s, and we’ll do it all with that famous Trotter charm. So what are you waiting for, eh? Give us a bell and let us show you how it’s done!

We’re always happy to hear from our customers and answer any questions you may have. If you have a general enquiry or want to make a booking, please feel free to get in touch with us using the contact details below.


For enquiries, please contact Jason, our friendly and knowledgeable customer service representative. Jason will be happy to assist you with any questions you may have about our services, availability, pricing, and more. You can reach Jason by phone or email, whichever you prefer.

Phone: 07876307046

Email: jason.hart@hotmail.co.uk


In addition to Jason, we have a dedicated team of professionals who are passionate about providing you with the best possible experience. We’re always here to help and are committed to going the extra mile to ensure your satisfaction.


Thank you for considering our services and we look forward to hearing from you soon!